Payday Advances

Payday Advances

Did the ancients take payday advances into consideration when designing their charts and assigning their symbols? We like to think so, we like to think their clairvoyance and understanding of the forces acting upon us would carry over into any and all innovations that arise, and in the case of the Chinese zodiac and the ways of the pig and rabbit we believe their predictions and notes on human performance and interaction hold true with payday advances.

Pigs and payday advances ( 1995, 89, 71, 59)

Pigs are great companions and are a veery intelligent, considerate people. Perhaps too considerate, they are quick tempered yet do anything to avoid conflict and quarreling. This aversion to conflict creates a prime target for payday advance lenders in their search for profit - pigs will do anything to avoid their creditors, and they will do anything ti work out their problems quickly and honestly - and impulsively. Payday advances are most dangerous when taken out at the last minute for the wrong reasons, and while pigs are nice, smart, accommodating people they are extremely rash in their need for fast money and they therefore fall victim to fast payday advances quite easily. Pigs, it so turns out, are most compatible with Rabbits.

Rabbits and their immovable strength (1999, 87, 75, 63)

Rabbits are articulate, talented, ambitious - and lucky with their personal finances. But its not just luck that helps the hare, its their intelligence and understanding of their personal finances that saves them from payday advances. They know what will happen after they take out a payday loan, they know the hidden, additional costs and the risk associated, and they will do whatever it takes to make it through the time between their financial emergency and their next payday.

Pigs and rabbits make a great team

If you combine the pig and the rabbit, you will find perfection in your payday advances. You will know the benefits of seeking out the financial assistance you need, but you will also understand the dangers of payday advances and the benefits of self reliance. So if you need to find that friendly hog to help you better your financial situation and break your resistance to payday cash advances, then do it - the stars are aligned.

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