Payday Prophecy - Cash Loan

Cash Loan - The Newest Sign

Up in the night sky...is Cashloaneopia

While the ancients were mapping out the stars and sending down the amazing Zodiac, a hidden sign lay silent and unseen beyond simple human perception. But we can see it now, our high power telescopes and the gift of computational mathematics show us a new sign, a far distant signal of our more intense and dangerous virtue. It is the sign of the cash loan.

Characteristics of a cash loan child

Those born under the sleeping sign of the cash loan are dominated by the dragon and the mole - powerful creatures, yet so weak in their financial visions they must burrow underground and hope calamity doesn't come to them. They survive on cash loans - they are rarely prepared but they are for the most part financially strong and determined to breathe fire into their personal finances, to take care of business when business arrives. They'd apply for an equity loan if only they had the equity - but the children of Cashloaneopia don't have any equity.

This is the dawning of the age of the cash loan

Children of the cash loan! Hear our words and take our suggestions into consideration!

Beware your tendency to take out a cash loan you don't actually need!
Watch out for those who will deceive you in your quest for a last minute loan against your next payday - lenders can never be trusted. Contracts can - always look for a written agreement.
There will come a time when waiting to repay your cash loan will make more sense that a quick repayment - do not fall into temptation children! Your money will only trickle out form your beautiful fingertips!

The sign of the cash loan is in full ascendence!